Taken
Happy
That's all that matters, right?
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someone buy me a rabbit toy please. sex deprivation.
www.healthyandactive.com <— that’s where I got my sex toys from. Reasonably priced and they deliver pretty quick :D
Eheh thankyou n.n
they emailed me a code for 20% off too, its “save20” and free shipping for orders over $79 haha
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
Done.
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I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……
so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.
the accuracy of this post is alarming.
Source: locksandglasses
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Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.
Source: d0cpr0fess0r
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someone buy me a rabbit toy please. sex deprivation.
www.healthyandactive.com <— that’s where I got my sex toys from. Reasonably priced and they deliver pretty quick :D
Photoset reblogged from Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus. with 79,835 notes
I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this
I lost it at “bitch mittens”
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the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their flesh before you sacrifice yourself to his domain
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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2007
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